Facebook uh, oh, oh (A satirical song) |
Ooh... ooh... (I like) |
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Are you ready for a little chat in a song about the Internet? |
It's the story about a social door you've never seen before |
If you wanna be seen by everyone |
Wanna be in the dream and have some fun |
If you wanna be on the hook, simply take a look |
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Facebook, ooh oh oh... |
Everybody loves you so |
Facebook, ooh oh oh... |
Everybody lets you know |
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Do you wanna be more than just a friend? |
Do you wanna play cybersex again? |
If you wanna come to my house |
Then click me with your mouse |
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Facebook, ooh oh oh... |
Everybody loves you so |
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You're loggin' in, then it begins |
And your computer is swinging and taking your time away |
The scene is right for a socialite |
Now you're on Facebook, anywhere, anytime, night and day |
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Facebook, ooh oh oh... (I like) |
Everybody loves you so |
Ooh ooh, ooh oh oh... (Mi piace) |
Never gonna let you go |
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So you wanna make love with me? |
Am I really your cup of tea? |
Are you really the one that you never really meet? |
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Facebook, ooh oh oh... (I like) |
Everybody loves you so |
Ooh ooh, ooh oh oh... (Mi piace) |
Never gonna let you go |
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You're loggin' in with just a friend |
But soon Mark Zuckerberg's hammerin', clamourin' round the bend |
We used to greet friends on the street |
But now it's googling, giggling, gaggling when we meet |
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Facebook, ooh oh oh... |
How about a little chat? |
Facebook, oh oh oh... |
Meet you on the Internet! |
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Do you really like politics? Wanna talk about dirty tricks? |
Are you really a sex machine or just some beauty queen? |
Everybody is better than before |
Everybody is calling out for more |
Everybody in cyberville is knocking on your door |
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Facebook, ooh oh oh... (I like) |
Everybody does a show |
Ooh ooh, ooh oh oh... (Mi piace) |
If you like it, click and go |
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Do you know that it's instant loggin' in |
For a little more fun and cyber sin? |
Wanna know what this book's about? |
Then how about logging out? |
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Facebook, now I've got a million friends |
Goodbye Facebook fans, this is how the story ends |
(Facebook) |